Laffing time-Büsiness in the Philippines

1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face".

2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas:"Starducks ".

3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: "Violybee"

4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot".

5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry".

6. Petshop in Ortigas: "Pussies and Bitches".

7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo".

8. Bakery: "Bread Pit".

9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank".

10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers".

11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken:The 'Fried' of Marikina".

12. A boxing gym: "Blow Jab".

13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida".

14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar".

15. A beerhouse in Cavite called, "Chickpoint" 
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16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: " Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes".

17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, n@kopi@.

18. Name of a kambingan, "Sa Goat Kita"
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19. A salon somewhere, "Curl Up And Dye"
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20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: "Gee Congee"
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21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named "Wa-Thirst"
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22. A store selling feeds for chickens: "Robocock".

23. Shoe repair in Marikina : "Dr. Shoe-Bago".

24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, "SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you
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save your SOLE, and even DYE for you"
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25. Petshop: "Petness First"

26. Flower shop: "Susan's Roses".

27.Taxicab: "Income Taxi".

28. A 2nd hand watch store: "2nd Time Around".

29. A squid stall in a wet market: "Pusit to the Limit".

30. A shrimp store: "Hipon Coming Back".

31. A gay lawyer's extension office: " Nota Republic ".

32. A ceiling installer: " Kisame Street "
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33. A car repair shop: "Bangga ka 'day?"

34. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: "Fish Be With You".

35. A fishball cart named, "Poke Poke".

36. A beauty salon: "Saudia Hairlines"
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37. A bakery: "Anak Ng Tinapay"
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38. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : "May Lisa Eatery".

39. Laundry shop: "Wash Your Problem".

40. This mobile massage business name isn't funny, but their slogan is:

"Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching".

41. Ice cream parlor: "Dila Lang Ang Katapat".

42. Chicharon store: "Chicha Hut".

43. Neighborhood pizza store: "Pizza Hot".

44. A fishball cart near UST: "Eat My Balls"
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45. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: "Pinoy Big Barber".

46. A Resto: "The Last Supper".

47. A goto resto: "Goto Ko Pa!"

48. A peanut vendor's cart with a funny name:"Mani ni Papa".

49. A gym in Malolos: " Gaymann Fitness Center".

50. My brother's party needs business: "Balloon-Balloonan" .

51. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : "Lah-Fang".

52. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina Fresh
Chicken".

53. An actual bait and tackle shop in U.S. : "The Master Baiter".

54. Panaderia: "Trimonay Bakeshop".

55. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb".

56. Signage on a restaurant: "We are open 25 hrs. a day - no lunch/dinner