Tuesday, September 15, 2009
P.S.
Friday, April 3, 2009
JOKES lng ph( wala pong bastusan^^)
flag was given to her. She said,"Aanhin ko paang watawat
na 'to kung wala na ang flagpole ko!"
Hu...hu...hu...
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Husband and Wife having sex..
Husband: Luv, magsalita ka naman diyan para mas masarapan pako..,
Wife: Oohh…ahhhh.. wala tayong bigaass… buwisiiit…demonnyoo…Sipiing laang lagii taayooo….Mammmmmatay tayoo sa gutoooom....animmaaal..
pinoy and kana
Minsang nagkasabay sa bus stop ang isang kapampangan at isang american lady sa Chicago (windy city). Habang nakatayo silang dalawa, biglang humangin ng napakalakas at tumaas ang palda ng 'kana' na wala palang panty. Dahil sa ayaw ng pinoy na mapahiya ang 'kana' sinabi na lang n'ya na, "it's hairy (airy pala ang ibig sabihin) isn't it?" Sagot ng napahiyang 'kana', "Bastard! What do you expect to see, feathers?"
Body Parts
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted....
use the word "connected" in a sentence!
english subject sa school sa isang lugar sa bicol.
teacher: pedro, use the word "connected" in a sentence.
pedro: ma'am yesterday, i saw two dogs in the highway, connected!
nabastusan si teacher sa sagot ni perdro!
teacher: dugyot! (salaula / bastos)
kala ni pedro nagtatanong si teacher kung batang aso!
pedro: yes ma'am! korek!
mga kasabihan:
1.Time is Gold......Convert it to cash
2.Sa mga mata ng bata....maymuta
3.Kapag Binato ka ng tinapay...saluhin mo
4.Ang taong matulin ang lakad.....sa crang tutunguhin
5.Matalino man daw ang matsing nagbabasa rin
payabangan portion
May apat na taong nagyabang sa kanilang mga lupang sinilangan:
CHINESE:Sa amin malaki simbahan, tuwing piyesta sa amin, sa loob ng simbahan namin gaganapin ang prosesyon..
BRAZIL: Our church is bigger than yours, coz we always play football in the altar..
AMERICA: that is one-third(1/3) compare to our church, because we always have our sky diving inside the church..
FILIPINO:(sempling pagsasalita) Iwan ko ba sa amin kung malaki ba yong simbahan namin, kasi isang araw may pumasok na ibuburol patay sa simbahan at noong nakarating na sa altar ay kalansay na.......malaki ba yon?
ANG ULAM
Kulas: Kumusta ang bakasyon, Tulume
Tulume: Masama. Sabado, napilay ang manok ni tiyong,
ang ulam namin, tinola.
Linggo, napilay ang baboy, ang ulam namin, litson.
Kanina, napilay si tiyong, ang ulam namin, hindi ko inalam.
Kumain ako sa labas.
SIR: Inday, c Sir mo 2..bangga kotse ko and i nid cash!
INDAY: Aru!!! dugo-dugo gang ka noh!
SIR: Gaga! c Sir mo talaga to!
INDAY: Gago! c Sir ang tawag saken CUPCAKE!!!!
A priest lost a bird & asked during mass...
Priest: anyone got a bird?
all men stood up.
Priest: i mean, any1 seen a bird?
all women stood up.
Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird?
...all nuns stood up
After having sex, panay pa rin ang hawak ng girl sa organ ng lalaki....
BF: Gusto mo pa ulit?
GIRL: hindi..namimiss ko lng.......meron kc ako nito dati e....
nyahahahahaha….
Kunting ingats mga kaibigan maka transe mayari mo..
SILI
Minsan nagpaalam ang anak sa nanay nya na kung pwedeng makipag date sia.
anak: Magdadate lang po ako.
nanay: o sige, pero bago ka umalis, lagyan mo muna ng sili yang nipples at ung baba! mo (alam nyo na un) (dyahe he..)o sige po inay gagawin ko po.
Nang magkita uli ang mag ina!
Nanay: o anak, kamusta ang date mo?
anak: Hanep Nay, Bicolano pala un e, Oragon!!!
PROMDI PROVINCE
dhil gling sa province, pagbababa nya ng barko, nagutom si Pedro,napadaan sya sa isang restaurant, sbi sa kanya ng babae sa harap ng resto, "kain po kayo"? di umorder matapos kumain, bigla syang umalis at hinabol sya ng waiter, sabi nya dito, e sabi ng babae kain daw ako? e di kumain naman ako,so tinawag nya ung manager, cge bigyan mo sya ng 1 buong manok, sabi nya sa bouncer,"pero kung anong parte ng manok ang unang kakainin mo un ang gagawin namin sayo? ika ng manager. nag-isip sya, kung hita ang kakainin nya, puputulin nya ang hita ko? kung pakpak naman, ung braso ko naman ang puputulin,,,, nag-isip sya uli at kinuha nya ung ketsup at sabay hubad at nilagyan nya ng ketsup ung pwet nya... O SIGE SIPSIPIN MO UNG PWET KO!!!!!!
strongest muscle
strongest muscles is a man tongue. it can raise womans legs with just one lick!!
lightest muscles is a man's PENIS.
it can be raised by a woman's tongue!!
Byaheeeeeeeeeee
Tanong
T: Saan bhayee ng Victory Liner!
A: Baguio!!!
T: Saan bhayee ng baliwag Liner !
A: PASAY!
T: Saan Bhayee Ng Panty Liner!
A: Heaven?!!
erap at doktor
doktor: bawal kang kumain ng baboy. dapat seafood lang.
erap: e doc, anu pu ba ung seafood??
doktor: mga hayop na lumalangoy..
erap: ah.. salamt po.
*kinabukasan*
asawa ni erap: inday, nasan ang kuya mo??
inday: andun po sa swimming pool.. tinuturuan lumangoy ang BABOY!
ngongo
dumating c ngongo sa bahay at tinakpan ang eyes ni misis....
Ngongo: "nges hu?".... (guess who)
MRS: gago!!!! pa-nges hu nges hu ka pa jan....e ikaw lng ngongo d2!!!!
hahahahaha….
Laffing time-Büsiness in the Philippines
2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas:"Starducks ".
3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: "Violybee"
4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot".
5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry".
6. Petshop in Ortigas: "Pussies and Bitches".
7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo".
8. Bakery: "Bread Pit".
9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank".
10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers".
11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken:The 'Fried' of Marikina".
12. A boxing gym: "Blow Jab".
13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida".
14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar".
15. A beerhouse in Cavite called, "Chickpoint"
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16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: " Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes".
17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, n@kopi@.
18. Name of a kambingan, "Sa Goat Kita"
.
19. A salon somewhere, "Curl Up And Dye"
.
20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: "Gee Congee"
.
21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named "Wa-Thirst"
.
22. A store selling feeds for chickens: "Robocock".
23. Shoe repair in Marikina : "Dr. Shoe-Bago".
24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, "SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you
,
save your SOLE, and even DYE for you"
.
25. Petshop: "Petness First"
26. Flower shop: "Susan's Roses".
27.Taxicab: "Income Taxi".
28. A 2nd hand watch store: "2nd Time Around".
29. A squid stall in a wet market: "Pusit to the Limit".
30. A shrimp store: "Hipon Coming Back".
31. A gay lawyer's extension office: " Nota Republic ".
32. A ceiling installer: " Kisame Street "
.
33. A car repair shop: "Bangga ka 'day?"
34. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: "Fish Be With You".
35. A fishball cart named, "Poke Poke".
36. A beauty salon: "Saudia Hairlines"
.
37. A bakery: "Anak Ng Tinapay"
.
38. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : "May Lisa Eatery".
39. Laundry shop: "Wash Your Problem".
40. This mobile massage business name isn't funny, but their slogan is:
"Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching".
41. Ice cream parlor: "Dila Lang Ang Katapat".
42. Chicharon store: "Chicha Hut".
43. Neighborhood pizza store: "Pizza Hot".
44. A fishball cart near UST: "Eat My Balls"
.
45. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: "Pinoy Big Barber".
46. A Resto: "The Last Supper".
47. A goto resto: "Goto Ko Pa!"
48. A peanut vendor's cart with a funny name:"Mani ni Papa".
49. A gym in Malolos: " Gaymann Fitness Center".
50. My brother's party needs business: "Balloon-Balloonan" .
51. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : "Lah-Fang".
52. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina Fresh
Chicken".
53. An actual bait and tackle shop in U.S. : "The Master Baiter".
54. Panaderia: "Trimonay Bakeshop".
55. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb".
56. Signage on a restaurant: "We are open 25 hrs. a day - no lunch/dinner
Thursday, April 2, 2009
DOTA sa 7fly!!!
Monday, March 30, 2009
LILI: tekken dark resurrection \m/
Introduction
Emily Rochefort, better known under her nickname, "Lili", is one of the new characters in Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection, alongside Sergei Dragunov and will return in Tekken 6 and Tekken 6: Bloodline Rebellion. She is the only daughter of a wealthy oil magnate in Monaco. She is a sixteen-year-old girl whose fighting style is labeled as "Street Fighting". Lili became interested in fighting when she was kidnapped and held ransom, when she was twelve years old. She managed to take out one of her captors while struggling violently to free herself. This triggered her hunger for battle. Because her father is a good-hearted man who hates conflict, and because Lili loves her father very much and does not want him to be upset with her, Lili took part in street fighting tournaments around the world under the guise of a vacation from Monaco. Lili acquired an invitation to The King of Iron Fist Tournament 5 after defeating an opponent in San Francisco. Realizing that the Mishima Zaibatsu, the main source of her father's problems, is the sponsor of the tournament, Lili decides to enter the tournament so that she can put an end to her father's business troubles. In Tekken 6, however, Lili's father discovers that Lili was a participant in The King of Iron Fist Tournament 5, so he grounds her. This prevents Lili from getting revenge on Asuka Kazama, the person that defeated her in the tournament. Her father's oil fields were taken over by the Mishima Zaibatsu, particularly Asuka's cousin Jin. Lili enters The King of Iron Fist Tournament 6 to reclaim her father's company and ease her father's anxiety, caused by overworking himself.
Nothing is known about Lili's mother, as she has not been seen or mentioned in the series.
Analysis of Lili
Nothing much is known of Lili yet, though she appears somewhat childish, compassionate and arrogant.
In general, Lili's behavior appears naughty, as she seems to strive for grace, beauty, and poise with every movement—even and especially during fights. She is also very confident in her fighting abilities, as shown by her winning and pre-match quotes. Her behavior, however, is split between efforts to sate her own need for fighting and a deep love for her father, who abhors violence. As an example of the latter, before fighting her Stage Four sub-boss, Ganryu, Lili says that he has robust eyebrows, just like her father's.
Lili has shared the same fate as Dead or Alive's Hitomi, as she has become one of the most popular characters despite her status as a newcomer. She is also similar to Hitomi on the fact that she practices martial arts and is closest to her father more than her mother.
Appearance and Outfits
Lili is a Monegasque teenager with straight long honey-blonde hair trimmed with bangs that cover her forehead. Because of her love of fashion, Lili has four unique outfits. In Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection; her first outfit features a gray corset with gray denim jeans (with embroidery) and white shoes (possibly sneakers). Lili also has black wraps around her hands and a band around one of her arms. Her second outfit features a white Victorian-style dress that ends in a skirt, along with white boots and a red-and-black gingham-patterned ascot tie. This is described as her primary outfit. These costumes are also available for Lili in Tekken 6. Her third outfit, only featured in Tekken 6, features a red shirt with a black skirt, white stockings, and black shoes. This outfit may be customized to resemble a Federation uniform from the anime Mobile Suit Gundam. The last outfit, also featured in Tekken 6, is a purple sweater and dark pants, complete with a beret and sunglasses.
Her second outfit, and all of its customizations have a heavy Lolita theme, popularized in Japan. Headresses, miniture top hats, and glasses all suggest that her second costume is a obvious nod to the Lolita fashion style, and it complements Lili to such perfection, as the Lolita subcultures strive for elegance, grace, and beauty just as she strives for in her battles.
Fighting Style
Her "street fighting" style appears to mix moves from classical dance and/or ballet. Other moves derive from gymnastics techniques, such as cartwheels and handstands. Some may say that it resembles a form of wushu. Others say that it may be tricking, a comparatively new martial art form.
for more info click here.
Emily "Lili" Rochefort 
Origin Monaco Voiced By Joy Jacobson Fighting Style Street Fighting Age 16 Blood Type A Height 5'8" (173 cm) Weight 130 lbs (57 kg) Occupation High school student Hobby Street fighting Likes Fashion, winning, her father, Sebastian Dislikes Losing, seeing her father upset, the Mishima Zaibatsu.
Analysis of Lili
Nothing much is known of Lili yet, though she appears somewhat childish, compassionate and arrogant.
In general, Lili's behavior appears naughty, as she seems to strive for grace, beauty, and poise with every movement—even and especially during fights. She is also very confident in her fighting abilities, as shown by her winning and pre-match quotes. Her behavior, however, is split between efforts to sate her own need for fighting and a deep love for her father, who abhors violence. As an example of the latter, before fighting her Stage Four sub-boss, Ganryu, Lili says that he has robust eyebrows, just like her father's.
Lili has shared the same fate as Dead or Alive's Hitomi, as she has become one of the most popular characters despite her status as a newcomer. She is also similar to Hitomi on the fact that she practices martial arts and is closest to her father more than her mother.
Appearance and Outfits
Lili is a Monegasque teenager with straight long honey-blonde hair trimmed with bangs that cover her forehead. Because of her love of fashion, Lili has four unique outfits. In Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection; her first outfit features a gray corset with gray denim jeans (with embroidery) and white shoes (possibly sneakers). Lili also has black wraps around her hands and a band around one of her arms. Her second outfit features a white Victorian-style dress that ends in a skirt, along with white boots and a red-and-black gingham-patterned ascot tie. This is described as her primary outfit. These costumes are also available for Lili in Tekken 6. Her third outfit, only featured in Tekken 6, features a red shirt with a black skirt, white stockings, and black shoes. This outfit may be customized to resemble a Federation uniform from the anime Mobile Suit Gundam. The last outfit, also featured in Tekken 6, is a purple sweater and dark pants, complete with a beret and sunglasses.
Her second outfit, and all of its customizations have a heavy Lolita theme, popularized in Japan. Headresses, miniture top hats, and glasses all suggest that her second costume is a obvious nod to the Lolita fashion style, and it complements Lili to such perfection, as the Lolita subcultures strive for elegance, grace, and beauty just as she strives for in her battles.
Fighting Style
Her "street fighting" style appears to mix moves from classical dance and/or ballet. Other moves derive from gymnastics techniques, such as cartwheels and handstands. Some may say that it resembles a form of wushu. Others say that it may be tricking, a comparatively new martial art form.
for more info click here.
| Emily "Lili" Rochefort | |
| Origin | Monaco |
| Voiced By | Joy Jacobson |
| Fighting Style | Street Fighting |
| Age | 16 |
| Blood Type | A |
| Height | 5'8" (173 cm) |
| Weight | 130 lbs (57 kg) |
| Occupation | High school student |
| Hobby | Street fighting |
| Likes | Fashion, winning, her father, Sebastian |
| Dislikes | Losing, seeing her father upset, the Mishima Zaibatsu. |
Tekken: Dark Resurrection - Devil Jin
Info: (Taken from TekkenPedia. Click here to view the original.
Though Jin's Devil self made it's official debut in Tekken 5, he first appeared in Tekken 3. After defeating True Ogre (Ogre in his true form) in the final round of The King of Iron Fist Tournament 3, Jin was suddenly attacked by Heihachi's Tekken Force and was shot multiple times. Jin slowly succumbed to death, yet as he tried to call for help, his grandfather shot him in the head with his pistol, thus effectively killing Jin. However, when Heihachi turned his back and walked away, he saw the bodies of his Tekken force before him, and quickly turned around to see Jin in his Devil form. Angered by betrayal, Devil Jin grabbed Heihachi and slammed him through a stone wall and violently hurled him into the ground before flying off into the night.
It would be two years since the events of the third tournament, and Heihachi had not seen or heard from his grandson ever since. He couldn't even track him down. Jin was actually in Brisbane, Australia. Jin was living a new life there, and training under the guidance of a dojo master in the traditional art of Karate. During this time, the results of The King of Iron Fist Tournament 3 came in, claiming Jin as the official champion; but Jin did not wish to be identified as the champion, hence why he wore his hooded jacket. While Jin was undoing what he learned from his grandfather, he trained intensively in the art of Traditional Karate. He was able to suppress his Devil Gene also. For one, he didn't want to establish any close relationships with anyone other than the Dojo Grand master, for concern of their safety, should they figure out his dark secret, and he tried to control his anger (since the Devil Gene is usually triggered off with anger.). This wasn't an easy task, as the stinging memory of his grandfather's betrayal often enraged Jin, yet Jin worked hard at it. For two years straight, it seemed that Jin was able to supress his Devil Gene once and for all.
Or so it seemed...
After two years of silence, Jin entered The King Of Iron Fist Tournament 4 with the intention of destroying his evil bloodline by murdering his grandfather, his father (it is unknown how he knew his father was alive), and then himself. During the tournament, Jin was captured by Heihachi's Tekken Forces, and was held captive in Hon-Maru. In other events, Heihachi had defeated Kazuya in the tournament, and then lead him to Jin. When they arrive, after a brief conversation, Kazuya uses some of his supernatural power to knock Heihachi out of the room, where he watched what happened afterwards with great interest.
In Jin's dream, he was challenged by his father to "give in to the anger", in an attempt to unleash his Devil Gene (in which Kazuya wanted for himself.). Jin broke free and violently attacked his father, knocking him unconscious. Heihachi then challenged Jin to a fight himself, in which Jin angrily accepted. Jin then defeated Heihachi and proceeded to kill him, which then began to unleash his Devil Gene even further. However, a vision of his mother, Jun Kazama, prevented Jin from killing Heihachi, as well as Kazuya. Jin flies away once more.![]()
Moments later, Hon-Maru was under attack by Jacks, and was ultimately destroyed by an explosion, which unleashed Jinpachi Mishima; whom was in his Devil form also. This would trigger Jin's own Devil Gene and became uncontrollable, leading to the destruction of a forest. The Devil Gene was in full effect and completely took over Jin, despite trying to battle it's influence.
Two months later, evil utterly consumed Jin's mind and Devil Jin was born. He set himself an evil task: Find and kill Jinpachi and absorb his power (it hasn't yet been revealed if Jinpachi is in possession of the Devil Gene).
We (Boy Labo and Tatang) have use DVJ in our PSP game, Tekken: Dark Ressurection. And now, we'll share you some of his combos that we've made!Here are some from Boy Labo:
+Corpse Thrust >> Double Forward >> Demon's Spear >> Double Forward again >> Demon's Spear >> Infernal Destruction.
Note: If done correctly, this move will kill the opponent.
+Corpse Thrust >> Double Forward >> Demon's Spear >> Double Forward >> Demon's Spear >> Double Forward >> Hellfire Blast.
Note: Another "killer" if done correctly.
+Devil Twister >> Hellfire Cannon >> Double Forward >> Demon's Spear >> Hellfire Blast
Note: Not sure if it'll kill, but it's a nice combo.
+Devil Twister >> Heaven's Door
Note: Hard, but you'll like this combo!! xD Btw, this combo won't kill.
+Corpse Thrust >> Cross Infernal Destruction (x3 or x4)
Note: Very funny! After "thrusting", 3-4 Cross Infernal Destrictions can pwn your opponent!
NOTE: Boy Labo's combos listed above are taken from his own Blog. Click here to visit his Blog!
For Tatang's combos, to be continued...
=)
Sunday, March 29, 2009
hehe wala lng poh ..^^
....LOVESICK daw.....???
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Summer Namin!
Sentinel
Elegy -Balanar
Jakomoh -Razor(Boy Tsane na nga noobs pa!)
Boy- labo -Kardel (ulit)
Scourge
Tatang -Treant(haras, mala palos kung tumakas)
OPEN -Luna (may eclipse nga, wala namang lucent!!)
AND THE WINNER IS.......
SCOURGE!!!!
(kaso d natapos...)
Ranking:
1st:Syempre si OPEN
2nd:Tatang(Nangharsa kasi eh, tang* nag OOG sa harap ng tore)
3rd:Jakomoh(sus, nang haharas lng kac eh, Last hitter pa)
4th:Elegy(malakas, naLALASTHITAN lang)
5th:Boy -labo(Napuds lng ulit)
BUILD:
(Kay Tatang ang section na yun)
So... Umuwi kami ng 4:00pm
Kina Jakomoh kami
Kumain at Umalis
Sus nag Tekken pa kami sa Bahay ni Jakomoh eh... Dapat nga dadalin ni Francis ung PSP nya ng patago eh kaso gag* c Tatang winagayway pa ung PSP ni Francis, yun! Bob* nakuha pa tuloy.
Kina Tatang
OK, naglaro ulit kami ng Tekken, Lakas ni Francis (noobs) Grab lng ng grab, Tang* walang alam gawin kundi Grab, kahit na anong Gamitin Grab.. Pagkatapos naming mag Tekken, nag hotel 626 kami. Takot na takot nga si Francis!! Parang bading, tili ng tili sa loob ng bahay.
Hay naku noobs, last hitter, harasser na nga, BAKLA pa!!
Geh summer timerz hanggang dito na lng.
Ay sya nga pla paki EDIT n lng ung blog natin ka SUMMERTIMERZ ha kung may iba pa kayung gustong ilagay.. Kagaya nung mintik na nang makakaaway c Tatang..
Ha!!
Comment n lng ung mga gustong sumali sa SUMMER TIMERZ
Comment na din kayu kung may iba pa kayung gustong gawin namin.. (Wala ung mga extraordinary ha)
Post ulit kami pag lumabas ulit kaming apat (di kasama ung guest)
Hehehehe bye.......


